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Reasons We Need a Moon Base: School Security

You stumbled upon this article on page 18 of your Google search and wondered what a website with a smiling cartoon moon had to say about gun violence. Surprisingly, you are in luck.

2017: The Year of the Gaetz

Wrecking the planet, standing up for a defenseless president, mocking constituents on Twitter, and attacking the credibility of law enforcement investigations — all in the name of deregulation.

What Happened to the Democrats?

The news is focused almost entirely on Donald Trump and the actions of Republicans. Meanwhile, the Democrats have had little media coverage since the November 2016 election.